By nafgjgfg and twotwotwain
Copyright 2024 by nafgjgfg and twotwotwain, all rights reserved
* * * * *Simon and Xavier’s Embarrassing Water Park Experience by nafgjgfg and twotwotwain
William yawns and stretches. He may be seventeen, but he’s just as
excited about today as is Simon. Simon is William’s twelve-year-old
nephew. Although generally a good kid, Simon can be a handful. He seems
to have only two modes: sleep and fast. Well, today William had
promised to take Simon to the water park.
Simon is about
average in height for boys his age. He has medium length spikey blond
hair and cobalt blue eyes. He’s a bit skinny but does have some nicely
toned lean muscle that hints toward the hunk he could become. His grin
seems to say he’s a well-behaved lad, but you can see the mischief
hidden in his smile. The young dreamboat is often the top topic of
conversation at his female peers’ slumber parties when their talk turns
to cute boys.
William gets up, does what he needs to and
drives to Simon’s house. William barely brings his car to a halt
outside Simon’s house when the door bursts open and a broadly grinning
Simon rushes out.
“Uncle William! Uncle William!” Simon shouts and leaps right on William.
Not completely surprised at his nephew’s exuberance, William catches
the human projectile and swings the giggling lad around a few times.
“Let’s go!” Simon exclaims, “I’m all ready!”
Of course he IS all
ready. He’s got his sandals on and is wearing his knee-length red swim
trunks with blue waistband, white untied drawstring…<William
slightly snickers at the neglected drawstring>…and “Pikachu” on the
right front leg with “Pokemon” written just below. He has his blue
beach towel with a jumble of sea creatures pictured on it. That’s all
he has with him and he’s ready to go!
“Okay! Okay!” William
replies as he puts Simon down and tousles his hair. “Just hang on a
moment, shrimp, and let me talk to your mom.”
With Simon
nearly bursting with energy and eagerness to get going, William greets
his sister and chats for a moment. He then hears his car horn honk
twice.
“Okay, Sis, I better go before Simon explodes.”
She thanks William. She dearly loves her son but his high energy state can be exhausting.
The eagerly grinning Simon is already buckled in William’s Mustang
Convertible. The two take off with Simon excitedly jabbering on and on
about the fun he and Uncle William are going to have today.
As
soon as they arrive and get through the gate, Simon instantly has
himself and William on every ride and in every pool at a seemingly
breakneck pace. How his sister and brother-in-law survive Simon’s mass
reserves of energy is beyond William. But he does manage to keep up
with Simon loving how much fun his nephew is having.
Simon can
also be a bit of a prankster. Several times Willian has had to
reprimand the lad for something he did to another kid and even to
William himself. Simon hasn’t done anything really bad, mainly mildly
annoying. And since William doesn’t want the day spoiled, he mostly
lets Simon’s antics slide.
“Hey! It’s Xavier! Can I go play with him?” Simon shouts as he points in the direction of his friend.
Sensing the opportunity to relax a few moments, Willaim accompanies
Simon toward Xavier and his family. The two boys excitedly greet each
other. Xavier is the same height as is Simon. He’s of Navajo ancestry.
His medium-length black hair is usually a messy mass but is matted down
now due to the water. His brown eyes melt girls’ hearts when he gazes
their way. He, too, is skinny but built a bit stouter than Simon with a
bit more muscle mass. He’s in just his multi-colored horizontally
striped swim trunks.
Xavier’s parents and William agree the
two boys can play together for a while and need to come check in with
William in no more than an hour. The two amigos take off and William
can see Xavier’s parents look of relief that matches his own.
William settles into a deck chair ready to do some serious bikini-clad
women watching. Not realizing just how much Simon had tired him out,
William falls asleep.
“Uncle William.”…<pause>…”Uncle William.”
William can hear Simon quietly saying his name along with poking him as
well. William opens his eyes to be greeted with a big cheesy grin.
William can tell his nephew just wants to burst out laughing, but is
able to contain it so far.
“What do you want?” William asks a bit disturbed at being awakened.
Too tickled yet to talk, Simon can only point. William looks in the
indicated direction. He sees a meter diving board. On the end of that
diving board is what appears to be…no…it can’t be what it looks like
William thinks to himself. He must still be a bit groggy from just
waking up. William shakes his head a bit. He looks again. Yep. That’s a
pair of some boy’s swim trunks hanging off the end of the board!
William can hear some people snickering. Suddenly Simon gives up on
holding in his mirth and starts laughing. As William looks at the swim
trunks hanging on the end of the diving board, he realizes they look
very familiar to him. They look just like…
“Looking good, Xavier!!” Simon shouts when he’s able to momentarily stop laughing.
“Shut up, Simon, don’t tell everyone!” a trembling voice shouts back. “Just bring me my trunks!”
Poor Xavier. William doesn’t know how the lad did it, but somehow he
snagged his trunks on the end of the board when he jumped off and fell
right out of them. Fortunately—and William doesn’t know how—Xavier
didn’t hurt himself doing this. Well, his dignity took a big hit.
A laughing Simon takes a hold of William’s hand and pulls him to the
pool’s edge. Not thinking clearly when he realized he was buck naked in
the middle of a crowded pool filled with crystal clear water, Xavier
had scurried over to the pool’s side to cower against the wall rather
than try to just quickly reach up and grab his trunks. This is what the
snickering Simon is showing William and why William could only hear
Xavier holler back but not see him. Though William does wonder why
Simon didn’t help out his friend, he also has to chuckle at the
blushing reluctant skinny-dipping Xavier backed up against the pool
wall with both hands strategically placed up front.
Xavier
looks up. He’s not happy to see both Simon and William laughing. Well,
William is just slightly snickering, but Simon has stitches in his side
due to laughing.
“C’mon, Simon, please get me my trunks.” a red-faced Xavier pleads.
“Aww! But why?” a mischievously grinning Simon answers, “Can’t you see all the girls are really enjoying your ‘outfit’?”
“Stop shouting, idiot, and help me.” Xavier hisses through gritted
teeth. He looks around. It may not be true that ALL the girls are
watching him, but the ones who have discovered his predicament might as
well be ALL the girls in the world as far as the blushing Xavier is
concerned. Xavier looks at William wondering if he may help or at least
make Simon help. Unfortunately for Xavier, William’s playful side comes
to life.
“Xavier, why are you skinny dipping?”
“N, n,
no, I, I um, I’m NOT skinny dipping.” a mortified Xavier responds. “My
trunks just came off. I don’t know how. Please, tell Simon to help me!
Those girls are coming into the pool!”
Simon gets even more
tickled by this exchange between Xavier and William. He teases Xavier
some more including pretending he’s going to tell the park to announce
over the PA that there’s a naked boy in this pool. William grins as he
listens to Simon and Xavier. William gets an even more prankish idea.
“Hey! Simon!” William says getting both boys’ attention. “Xavier looks
really funny like that, right? But do you know what’s even funnier than
a cute boy naked in public?”
Simon is still laughing at poor
blushing Xavier’s butt-naked predicament when he hears William say
this. Being already highly amused at Xavier being beet-red and buck
naked, he can’t imagine what could be funnier. Curious to know, he
looks at his uncle questioningly awaiting the answer. Still blushing a
deep crimson hue, Xavier is nonetheless curious, too.
“Well, I’ll tell you.” William responds to the unasked question. “TWO cute naked boys in public!!”
As William says this, he quickly kneels down and yanks Simon’s trunks down to his ankles!!
“AAAHHH!! NOOOOOO!” a shocked Simon screams. He quickly covers up his
goodies up front when he sees all the startled yet delighted girls his
age staring at him who had witnessed his pantsing.
Simon’s
face is currently redder than Xavier’s. For one brief moment Xavier is
able to forget about his own embarrassing naked situation and give out
one loud laugh at Simon’s. William gives the stunned Simon a bit of a
push so that Simon unwillingly steps out of his downed trunks. Not
believing what is happening, Simon turns around only to see William
snatch up his trunks and wave them around.
With a big grin on
his face, William walks over to the pool’s edge standing almost right
over where Xavier is still trying to become part of the wall. For a
moment, Xavier thinks William is going to give him Simon’s trunks and
gets a bit excited about the possibility of no longer being naked, but
that Simon still would be naked. Xavier’s hope is short lived.
William dangles Simon’s trunks over the water. As William had hoped,
his blushing, buns-bared nephew runs over to him and jumps up for his
trunks accidently exposing himself up front. With a little help from
William, Simon’s next jump for his trunks causes him to fall into the
pool next to Xavier. With both beet-red bare boys in the water, William
walks away whistling a cheery tune and swinging Simon’s trunks.
“Maybe you two should race to see who can get Xavier’s trunks first
from off the end of the diving board.” William suggests knowing this
will go badly for at least one of them. But it should be great fun for
everyone watching William figures, especially for the girls positioning
themselves to see the two reluctant skinny dippers through the clear
water.
Simon and Xavier look at each other. It would mean
baring their butts even more to swim over there and reach up, but both
think it may be worth it to be no longer be naked. Too late. Their
hesitation to consider the situation gave William enough time to go
over and take Xavier’s trunks from the end of the board.
“Actually, I have a better idea for a race for you two scamps.” William
states loving the crestfallen look on the two red faces. “The winner
will get his trunks back while the loser stays naked including on the
car ride home.“
Simon and Xavier look at each other. They have
the same defeated look on their red faces. They don’t WANT to race…they
WANT their swimsuits back as this is just getting way too embarrassing.
But the devious look on William’s face tells them they have no other
choice.
<Sigh> "Okay, what do we have to do?" Simon asks quietly.
“Just do five laps around the pool and then the first of you to get his respective trunks wins!”
"WHAT?!? FIVE?!?” Simon shouts with Xavier nodding in agreement.
“That's too many. ONE time is too many. That's too embarrassing. The
water is way too clear and people will see our, uh, our, you know..."
<Simon gets much quieter> "...our butts."
"That's your
problem." William says with a smirk. To make matters worse for the two
blushing, butt naked boys, William finds a megaphone and continues.
“ATTENTION EVERYONE! TWO CUTE LITTLE SKINNY DIPPING BOYS ARE GOING TO
HAVE A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN GET HIS TRUNKS BACK FIRST!!”
The announcement brings a whole lot more people especially eager girls the two boys’ age.
"Yikes!" both boys shout as their faces glow an even more brilliant
crimson. "What are you doing? We can't swim the laps with all those
people who could see our...our..." <more major blushing> "...our
bare butts."
"Well, I guess you could do the back stroke, then, if you're so concerned about everyone seeing your bare buns." William says with a chuckle.
The girls love this idea. The two boys hate it.
“Aw come on don’t you want everyone to see your exciting competition?”
William asks with a snort. He pauses as Simon and Xavier shudder at the
growing crowd. William continues. “and you better decide quickly which
way you’re swimming or I’m forcing you both to do the back stroke!
Though terribly torn between everyone seeing their bare rears and
their, uh, um…they’re too embarrassed to even think about it…they
quickly shout “Breaststroke!”
Everyone laughs figuring Simon
and Xavier wouldn’t choose the backstroke. The girls are a bit
disappointed, but, hey, they still get to see a couple of cute bare
butts! Besides, only one of the boys gets his swimsuit back at the end,
so the girls figure they’ll get to see the entire birthday suit of at
least one of these two cuties!
“Ready?” William says with a big grin.
Though they don’t say it out loud, Simon and Xavier want to shout “NO! We’ll never be ready!”
“Go!”
The two blushing boys take off trying to forget that a lot of
people—including way too many pretty girls their age—are seeing their
bare butts as they glide through the crystal clear water. Simon gets an
early lead, but it’s way too soon in the race to be sure about a winner.
Simon’s mom had given William her high quality video camera asking him
to film them today. William grins slyly wondering what she will say
when she sees this. He doesn’t really have to wonder though. He knows
his sister will laugh and laugh and laugh. Along with plenty of
enthralled girls, William keeps the camera focused on the skinny
dipping racers.
Two laps of cute bare boy buns going by and
the crowd—especially the girls—are just as enthusiastic as at the start
and are thrilled there are three more to go. Both boys are determined
to win but a small part of their brains are saying “Please, nobody be
filming this.”
Getting a rascally idea, William decides to
make things more interesting. He decides to allow one the many girls to
dive in the pool to take underwater footage. Many of the girls eagerly
volunteer, but William chooses only one so the boys still have plenty
of room to continue their race unhindered. To quell the riot from the
girls who don’t get chosen, he promises them they’ll get to see the
underwater shots. The girls go back to cheering on the boys and ogling
the gorgeous bare rears.
The girl dives in with the camera. She gets the camera aimed just as Simon and Xavier realize what’s going on.
The girl giggles and mouths, “You boys look SO much better from the front!”
“AAGGHH!” both Simon and Xavier silently scream mortified their fronts
are being filmed naked. They momentarily stop their race and stick
their heads out of the water to protest this newest indignity. They
only get laughter.
“Heh, heh! If you boys don’t want me to see
you, you better finish your race quickly so you can get your trunks
back!” the grinning girl says.
“Please don’t swim with us or
film us. You’re slowing us down and we want to finish as soon as
possible!” Simon commands her with a frown.
“Yeah.” Xavier agrees, “I need to get those trunks fast cause this is so embarrassing.”
“Wait, what do you mean you have to get them, they’re MINE!” Simon replies.
The girl chuckles getting great pics/vids as the two boys argue.
“Hee! Hee!” she laughs again. “Sorry, boys, but I need to get pictures
for all the other girls here. It’s not fair for them that they can only
see your bare butts—as cute and adorable as those bare buns are. Just
try to finish your race and pretend I’m not here, ok?”
A
laughing William adds, “And, of course, if one of you can’t take it and
decides to forfeit then I’m going to take you and drag you out in front
of everyone!”
Both boys have a sudden burst of energy. Not
only do they each hope to win the race and thus be the one to get his
trunks back and leave the other to be the naked one, but they each hope
this makes it impossible for the girl in the water with them to record
them. No such luck.
They are tiring out, but the end is in
sight. They’re neck-and-neck and everybody is cheering. Interestingly,
the people are NOT cheering for their favorite to win, but to LOSE in
high hopes he’s the one who has to stay naked!! They close in on the
finish line. Unfortunately for Xavier he notices the girl with the
underwater camera again which throws him off. He covers up his privates
which slows him down and Simon takes the win!
Simon raises his
hands in triumph (but quickly lowers them while his cheeks glow a
brilliant red at exposing himself that way). “Ha! Ha! Looks like you
lose, Xavier, and not only did you lose the race, you lost your trunks
also!!”
Xavier blushes a deeper reddish hue than Simon just
managed. “What? But n, no, it’s not fair. Sh, sh, she caught me off
guard and I got d, distracted! I, I want a rematch!”
“Aw, what’s wrong, bro?” Simon replies with faux sympathy. “Afraid to give all these girls a clear view of your butt and other things?”
“Awww, come on man, you know if it was you, you wouldn’t want to be naked in front of all of them!” a distraught Xavier pleads.
William is loving this. He’s especially fond of a little subplot he’s
about to reveal. “Simon, you’re such a brat. Whenever Xavier is the one
having to be naked in front of people you think it’s sooooo funny to
see, but when it’s you being the naked one you get all shy and
embarrassed and you are just so happy to not be the loser right?”
“Well, whatever.” Simon replies with disdain. “He lost so I’m the one who gets the trunks…right?”
Simon added “…right” with a bit of concern when he saw the calculating look on Uncle William’s face.
“Oh, Simon.” Uncle William replies shaking his head with a smirk on his
face. “You don’t get it, do you? Poor little Xavier was naked and
embarrassed earlier and you did nothing to help him. You just laughed
at him. And now you think he deserves to be naked in front of everyone
again?”
“Hey! C, come on.” a nervous, blushing Simon pleads. “You thought it was funny, too, right?”
“True.” Uncle William confesses, “It was funny. But I also felt like
you deserved a lesson for laughing at him and not helping him. That’s
why I took YOUR trunks!”
“What?” a surprised and annoyed Xavier interrupts. “But why am I being involved in this if you’re punishing him?”
“Well,” William replies rubbing his chin with his hand in fake
contemplation, “the thing is lately BOTH of you have been brats. I
thought both of you needed to be taught a lesson. However, Xavier,
after seeing you lose your trunks and having Simon laugh at you, I
decided Simon needs a worse punishment.”
Simon is less happy than when his trunks got pulled down earlier. “Huh? But what does that mean?”
With a devious smile, William hands Xavier his trunks.
“WHAT? But he LOST! That’s not fair!!” a nonplussed Simon shouts as he sees Xavier eagerly pulling on his trunks.
“Oh.” Uncle William says to his upset nephew, “So NOW you care about fairness, eh Simon?”
“W, w, well…” is all Simon can manage.
“Or is it that you don’t want to have all these pretty girls see a
clear view of your butt and other things?” William says with a snort.
Simon’s lower jaw drops in dismay as his face reddens all the more.
“Alright,” William continues with an evil grin, “If you’re too scared, Xavier and the girl here will help you out!”
With glee on both their faces, Xavier and the girl grab the protesting,
butt-naked Simon and pull him out of the water. Xavier watches the poor
buns-bared Simon being ogled by all the girls and is laughing
hysterically. He then notices the girl grinning mischievously at him.
“Wh, wh, what are you smiling about?” the suddenly uneasy Xavier asks.
“Heh, heh!” the girl giggles. “Don’t be so relieved and happy about
getting your trunks back. I got plenty of good pics of you showing
everything under those trunks and I’m going to show them to ALL the
girls here!”
Xavier’s suddenly mortified face glows just as red as does Simon’s.
With a laughing William leading them away, the three head to William’s
car. He’d decided to get the boys some ice cream before taking Xavier
back to his parents. William and Xavier have to laugh as the blushing,
mortified naked Simon tries to hide behind them on the way to the car.
William and Xavier do their best to NOT block other people’s view of
Simon in just his birthday suit. Simon is NOT happy about this but
there’s not much he can do about it.
Upon reaching the car,
Simon is at first relieved. When he remembers it’s a convertible and
the top is down, his relief quickly ebbs away. William lets Xavier sit
up front so naked, blushing Simon has to grump nervously in the
backseat by himself. William does his best to take the scenic route and
to hit every stop light. Simon has crouched down as far as he can, but
he can still be seen by amused people passing by whether in cars or on
the sidewalk. He’s especially miffed that Xavier gleefully calls girls
over to look when the car is stopped.
When they get to the ice
cream shoppe, a snickering crafty William tells Simon if he wants ice
cream, he has to come up to the window with him a Xavier. Simon can’t
believe this. But this place has the greatest ice cream (yes, William
brought them to this one on purpose knowing it will be almost
impossible for Simon to resist). Blushing redder than the cherry on top
the sundaes, a butt-naked Simon exits the car with William and Xavier.
Making things worse for Simon, William says he doesn’t want the boys
making a mess in his car, so they’ll eat the ice cream here of one of
the outside tables. Simon does enjoy his ice cream, but he rues the
stares and comments by the many, many people who see him out there in
just his birthday suit. And, of course, Xavier waves over several girls
their age to chat with for a bit.
After the ice cream, William
takes Xavier back to the park and his parents making the naked Simon
walk with them. On the car ride home, Simon gets to sit up front which
is of little comfort as he still isn’t wearing anything. And his mother
can only laugh when she sees her son streak from the car to the house.
William tells her about the day and she just keeps laughing.
Before leaving, William asks Simon if he’d like to go back to the park
tomorrow. A now dressed Simon thinks for a second. A big grin crosses
his face.
“Yeah, I do, Uncle William.” mentioning it was
really embarrassing being naked at the park and he hated it and doesn’t
want to be naked again, but it was still a lot of fun. Then he adds
with a sly grin, “Can we invite Xavier to go with us and, uh, make
sure, uh…<slight pause>…make sure he’s the one that’s naked all
day?”
Uncle William only grins in response.
The End