By NAMB
Copyright 2024 by NAMB all rights reserved
[314 words]
* * * * *Dear Ms. Masturbatrix,
I am so embarrassed. My brother has
the smallest penis in our group. All the other girls have boys with
penises bigger than his. Gerry is 15 years old and even my friend’s
12-year-old twin brothers are bigger than him.
I’ve heard about penis pumps that supposedly make a boy’s penis bigger. How do those things work and should I buy one?
Frustrated in Fresno
Dear Frustrated.
Size is important, but it is not the only measure of a penis. Good things often come in small packages.
There are many ways to measure a penis other than its physical dimensions. Aesthetics can be as important as length.
Some penises “lean” either left or right, or they are curved up or down. Ramrod or ironing board straight is the gold standard.
Then there is the “angle of the dangle.” Some penises droop down even
when erected while others stick straight out and still others tuck
themselves up against the boy’s torso.
Let’s face it, penises are funny looking organs, but some are funnier looking than others.
Then there is the concept of “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight that counts; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
Some boys just perform better than others: they erect more quickly,
shoot sooner, shoot further and for more squirts and deliver a bigger
load.
Penis pumps work on the principle of vacuums. Air is
pumped out of the chamber with the penis and the theory is that the
lower pressure draws more blood into the penis, making it bigger and
harder.
Studies prove that any improvement provided by a pump
is marginal and very temporary. Save your money and spend it on other
toys.
On the other hand, boys can be trained to cum better. Work with your brother on this. Both of you will be happier.
Happy Masturbating