By NAMB
Copyright 2020 by NAMB all rights reserved
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Ask Ms. Masturbatrix
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Ask Ms. Masturbatrix is a fictious advice column in the equally
fictitious Masturbatrix Magazine, especially the “Junior Miss” version
of the magazine geared towards young girls. If you have a question to
submit, send it to the address at the top of this article.
I
will do the best I can to come up with a response, but I will not
guarantee that I can answer all questions online. However, I will
acknowledge your contribution in a return email.
I do ask
that you put some backstory into your submissions. Perhaps this may
give some of you budding writers a chance to “limber up” those
keyboarding fingers of yours. I am not likely to answer one-line
questions like, “What’s the best way to jerk off a boy?” or “How can I
get my boyfriend to masturbate for me?” Starting or ending with this
kind of question is a good idea, but put some thought in wrapping a
couple of sentences around them to set up a scenario.
As the
author, I do claim editorial rights over submissions. I may edit them
for grammar, spelling and clarity. However, I will do my best not to
change the intent of the question.
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Dear Ms. Masturbatrix,
I saw my first penis when I was in first grade. My friend, Ellen, and
were at her house playing with dolls in her basement. She’s about a
year older than me. Her kid brother is my age. Her mom went off to hang
out the wash. Then she asked me, “You want to see something?” There was
something in the way she asked the question that intrigued me.
“Sure, I responded.”
Then she asked, “Have you ever seen a boy’s thing?”
“No.”
“Well then I know something you don’t know.” She turned to her brother and said, “Bobby, show Hannah how you make pee.”
“I don’t have to go.” He complained.
“OK, you don’t have to do it for real, let’s go to the bathroom and you can do a pretend pee.”
“OK.”
I couldn’t believe that she just asked him and he was willing to do it.
Ellen took him by the hand and led him to the bathroom. I followed with
my stomach doing flip-flops.
I watched as he unzipped his
fly and pulled out his “thing.” He pretended to pee for about a minute
and then put it back in. Ellen was unphased. To her this was natural as
if every girl who had a brother had a right to see him naked.
On subsequent visits I asked if I could see him make pee and Ellen always obliged and asked him to do it and he always obeyed.
As we continued playing this game we got bolder, sometimes making him
get completely naked if we could get the opportunity and then even
touching it.
We found out that we could make it hard and that was fun.
As we got even older, we still continued to play the game from time to
time even though our curiosity was well satisfied. There was something
about us girls staying dressed and him being naked that kept the game
exciting.
I had a tough time concentrating in class at
school. Every time I looked at him, I imagined him and the other boys
in my class being naked. If the other girls only knew!
I
also enjoyed the feeling of power we had being able to make him hard
just by touching him. Sometimes even, he was hard when he got undressed
even before we touched him.
Eventually he even insisted that
we keep touching him until he got what we called “the wigglies.” He
said that it felt good and asked that we do it as much as we could.
We now know that what we were doing is called masturbation and now that
we are in middle school, Bobby can ejaculate with sperm and we girls
love doing it to him. He loves it himself. He’ll do anything his sister
or I ask him to do. I wish all boys were so polite.
I have a
couple of questions: Why would Bobby be willing to do this? I heard
that boys are modest and don’t like to admit to jerking off. Obviously
there are other girls and boys who play this way or you wouldn’t have
this column. Ellen and I would love to meet these girls and share
experiences and boys.
Hannah Allan – Age 13 – Brooklyn, NY.
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Dear Hannah,
I am glad you are enjoying your fun and games with Ellen and Bobby.
What you have to understand about boys is that they are proud of their
penises. They would show them off all the time if society would allow
it. Ellen and you got to Bobby in time before he was able to develop a
false sense of modesty. Little boys should not have to be modest. They
have a penis and like to flaunt it.
So that’s why he
“allowed” you girls to see it. It flattered him that you would take an
interest in what he thinks is very special to him. It is, after all,
what makes a boy a boy.
Once you started touching it and
making it hard and giving him the wigglies, it became more than that.
He was enjoying the sexual pleasure you were providing him. As he got
older, he was probably embarrassed to have you girls see him naked but
the pleasure overcame his modesty.
This is a key lesson for
all girls to learn: a boy is controlled by his penis. If you can
control his penis, you can control the boy. Some women even put their
boys into male chastity devices and they hold the key. This assures
that they have positive control over their boy. Women have to do this
with boys who are not as well conditioned as Bobby is.
You
girls have gone beyond that. Bobby submits to you willingly. Having
boys submit to female rule is the ultimate in Girl Power. Ellen and you
should be proud. You have accomplished a level of Female Domination
that some women don’t attain.
I don’t think Bobby would
admit to anyone that you girls masturbate him, so don’t embarrass him
by revealing your secret. Be very cautious about letting other girls
see him and certainly do not mention it to other boys. Bobby is
obviously very comfortable with you girls and trusts you a lot. He’ll
let you know if it is OK to bring in other girls or boys into your
activities.
As for other girls and boys doing the same thing
you are. Of course there are, otherwise this magazine wouldn’t exist.
As for finding other girls who dominate boys the way you do, have your
moms check out the Ultra-Feminist Network (UFN). Their ad and site
address can be found on page 26 of this magazine. There is a registry
of girls and boys in your area who are into this.
If your
moms join the network, you will be checked out bus a UFN case worker
just like the other girls and boys. They need to be able to trust you
just as well as you need to be able to trust them.
Happy Masturbating!
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Dear Ms. Masturbatrix, what is the best way to jerk off a boy? All us
girls do it, but it seems that other girls are better at it than me.
Whenever the boys get together for “boy talk” I hear how they brag
about how good their girlfriends make them feel.
The other
girls are a lot more popular with the boys than I am. Some of them are
prettier, but I look a lot better than some of the others. I’m even
developing my breasts where some of the other girls haven’t even
started. I do a lot of sports, so I’m not fat like some of the other
girls. There is no way a boy could like them for their looks. Their
popularity must be based on how well they masturbate their boys.
I want to have fun just like the other girls in my group. What can I do
to improve my jerking off skills and be more “competitive” when it
comes to attracting and keeping a boyfriend? Arlene L., Age 12,
Pittsburgh, PA.
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Dear Arlene, the very
wording of your question says it all. There is a whole world of
masturbation besides the traditional jerking off.
Don’t
misunderstand me. There is nothing wrong. With “pile driving” his
penis. It’s convenient, it’s fast, it’s efficient and all you need is a
boy and your hand. You can do it almost anywhere, anytime.
I
highly recommend you get a copy of our book, “A Girl’s Guide to Male
Masturbation.” In addition to the articles, it has illustrations and
pictures that demonstrate a host of masturbation techniques. Also take
advantage of the links to our online library that your subscription to
this magazine entitles you. For now, let me summarize some basic
techniques.
If you are going to engage in jerking him off,
do some experimentation. Vary the speed at which you jerk him off.
Change the pressure with which you grasp the organ. Some girls get a
strangle hold on that snake and wrestle it to death, and while that may
get him off faster, it isn’t that enjoyable for the boy and it is
tiring on your hand.
Remember this is supposed to be fun for
both of you. If you want to make him your boyfriend, make sure he
enjoys when you masturbate him but also make sure he senses your
enthusiasm as well. Look him in the eye and make him look at you. Smile
at him while you do it.
Some girls have great success by
adding the “bottle top” technique. When you get to the top of your
stroke, twist your palm around the head like you are trying to remove
the cap from a bottle. This adds additional stimulation that boys can’t
resist.
Another technique is when you get to the top of your
stroke, instead of moving your entire fist over the head, use only your
thumb.
On the other end of the spectrum, do him slow and
light. In fact, don’t even stroke over the head on every stroke. Simply
move your hand up and down on the shaft. This is enough to ejaculate
some boys, but if you feel like you need more stimulation, stroke over
the head on every third stroke or fifth stroke: whatever you decide.
Play it by ear. If he tenses up, back off. Boys find that when girls
bring them to orgasm slowly that they like it better when they finally
get there. Some boys really like girls that tease them.
If
you are interested in some advanced techniques check out our article,
“Beyond Jacking Him Off” in our December issue. It contains
descriptions of other ways to masturbate a boy. I also recommend, “Make
His Fetish Work for You” On page 51 of this issue. You will be
surprised how some everyday objects can excite a boy into hardness.
Happy Masturbating!